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Pretend Robin Hood
If you've ever wanted to play at being Robin Hood then you're a few hundred years too late. If you've got a very active imagination then you might possibly be able to pretend by playing Bowman the online archery game. It's better than the graphics would suggest.

The cult construction set
Ever wanted to start your own church/cult? Want to be the next David Koresh? Got all the right ideas but don't know how to twist the words of the bible to back your arguments like so many loons before you? This site will tell you everything you need to know - every chapter and verse you will ever require to continue on your twisted way with the blessing of g0d.

Dick's Hongry Donger
Remember the early Nokia games? Remember snake? (I've still got it on my prehistoric phone) Well here is a smutty version of the same... NSFW. Use the arrow keys.

SoggyFroggy0rgy
Bet you can't look at this without going "Grooo!" (SFW but not altogether pleasant!)

How to increase your computer's memory
I don't want to translate this page as I think it would spoil the effect. Suffice to say that you should not follow these instructions on how to increase your computer memory yourself as the interface is quite experimental.

Grooo!!
Now, I've heard that many people think drinking this is good for you but would you drink a strangers? And pay for the privilege? Ew...

Mills Darden Mills Darden must surely hold the record for the worlds most awesome man! He was 7 and a half feet tall, weighed over 70 stone and (not mentioned in this article) it was said that in still air and on flat ground he could be heard shouting from 11 miles away!!!

Top 100 scary moments from the movies
Retrocrush have put together their Top 100 Scary Movie Moments - the sort that make you cringe when you remember them or hide behind the sofa. They've done pretty well in their picks - many aren't obvious. I especially liked the exploding head animated gif from Scanners.

The Infinite Cat Project
It started on a forum with a photo of a cat. Then someone posted a picture of his cat staring at the photo of the first cat on a monitor. Then there was a photo of another cat looking at the second cat looking at the first cat. Repeat this a few more times and the Infinite Cat Project was born - it's currently up to iteration 125 - that's a lot of pussy!

Flash experiments
I don't know anything about this site except that there are a lot of interesting flash experiments on it. Have a nosy around.

Ramones Name Generator
This has to be the best name generator ever - it'll work out what your Ramones name is. note - this is only funny if you actually know who the Ramones were

gmail swap
Apparently, yesterday's gmail post was incorrect - the mailbox isn't 1TB - it was just a temporary bug. It hasn't stopped the popularity increasing though - sites such as gmail swap are starting to pop up.
As a side note, I made the mistake of not hiding my account name to some guys at work and seem to have been signed up to a number of rather disturbing newsletters and websites including one for Horse Lovers, several swinging, dating and dogging groups and the weirdest one - a Judith Chalmers fan club who promise me naked photos of the aging Holiday tv show presenter. Which was odd.

Darius Donger
If you don't subscribe to Popbitch you may well have missed this image of Darius inadvertently exposing himself on stage to a small child! Needless to say it's somewhat NSFW. [In addition, seeing as we've been talking about penguins and collective nouns recently, Popbitch also claims that after years of deliberation, a group of penguins in water is a 'raft' and a group of penguins on land is a 'waddle'! Awww bless]

Mirror.co.uk - GOING FOR A THONG
Remember the guy who was selling his wifes undercrackers on eBay the other day? Well he's hit the headlines! Here's the full story. [edit point] I've just noticed that the page he put up has now been removed for legal reasons'... curioser and curioser!

eBay item 3676820771 (Ends 19-May-04 18:31:01 BST) - man slave or toy
Want to buy yourself a slave? Hurry up - this guy has only an hour left and has had NO bids! Poor bugger... Desperation is obviously not becoming!

Gmail - Google mail increased to 1 Terabyte!!
Wow! I was given the chance of testing the new Google mail service, Gmail recently and was impressed with their claim to give you 1GB of storage but since Lycos and Yahoo have announced similar offers, it seems Google have increased this amount to a ridiculous 1TB - yep, a whole Terabyte. Since this is supposed to be funded by content specific adverts, I wonder what adverts will get served to me based on 1TB of pr0nographic spam?

Ja Da
This is a lovely animation of a rabbit, someone who looks like a young Maggy Thatcher, some nekkid fat lady and a guest appearance by Bez of the Crappy Bumdays.. sorry - Happy Mondays. Great! But it's in Swedish... or something... shame... still funny though!

CBBC Child-friendly Search
Although it's not our normal type of thing, I'm more than happy to give publicity to the new CBBC Search engine from the BBC. It's a child-friendly search engine dedicated to sites suitable for 6-12 yr olds and all sites are vetted by the BBC. It's a good thing.

Pandaf Golf
Here's another addictive game - Pandaf Golf - no idea what the Pandaf bit means but 5 minutes after starting to play thsi - you won't care, you'll be too engrossed.

The work of Josh Nimoy
Josh Nimoy was one of the artists who created the infamous What is Victoria's Secret website. His personal site also contains many good experiments (scroll down for the list) - I particularly like the BallDroppings musical toy.

Childless couple told to try sex
Doctors don't always get it right but on this occassion I think they miight just have found the problem to this couple's infertility.

BBC Games from the past
We've posted many old BBC Micro games and emulators in the past but this site is one of the simplest and most comprehensive sites there is. Chock fulla gaming goodness.

Joey Deacon
Whilst we're being politically incorrect... If you are not English and not between 25 and 35 then you won't remember Joey Deacon. This here site may explain a little about what we 25-35 year old Brits find so funny about this chap. In a nutshell, a kids programme 'Blue Peter' introduced Joey to the public in an attempt to strum their heart strings and suggest to children that disabilities were unfortunate yet natural happenings and there was nothing funny about them what-so-ever! One thing Blue Peter forgot to take into acount was... Kids are cruel!! Even now, a whole generation of Brits cannot help but giggle (in a slightly embarrassed way) when someone sticks a tongue into their lower lip and goes 'joey!' The following gallery may go someway to illustrating just how funny people still think it is.

Tard Dance
I sincerely apologise for the following link but the The Tard Dance is so sick it's funny (don't watch it if, when you hear the word 'PC', you think it stands for Politically Correct and not Personal Computer)